Wednesday, November 22, 2006
10:08 PM
you know what?
i shall tell you what.
i was packing for tmr when i suddenly started laughing.
you know why?
benjamin: do you watch austin powers? em: no. im not gay. benjamin: you should watch the 3rd one. damn funny.em: there's 3? i thought there were only 2. benjamin: no there's 3. first one is austin powers, second one is dunno what and the third one is- em: goldmember.benjamin: ya em: i have goldmember on my com. it's damn funny. benjamin: hey! i want! send it to me!-pause- em: shit! im gay! -continues talking about other stuff, then benjamin packs his bag and finds a compass in his bag-benjamin: ooooh. i have a compass in my bag and i didnt know it! i hope it's still working. -fiddles with the compass- benjamin: yup. the needle keeps pointing to the north-east. -filddles somemore- benjamin: or isit south-east? : gosh. i thought you're a scout? benjamin: scouts dont use compass. em: o.O then what happens if you're long in a forest. benjamin: you dont need a compass, you just keep walking straight and you'll walk out of the forest! it's simple! jason: what if your forest is as thick as mine? -hidden meaning here. you wont get the hidden joke. haha!- benjamin: no matter how thick or thin the forest is, if you walk straight you''ll eventually walk out of the forest! em: what if you walk into a lion's den? benjamin: kill it with a parang. em: ten tigers? dont tell me you can killl them all with one parang. benjamin: climb the tree lah! tigers cant climb trees what. me: -stares- are you sure? benjamin: well, not as fast as me anyway. me: do you know how fast a tiger can climb a tree? benjamin: erm. 3.5 seconds? em: and i bet 3.5 seconds later you'll still be preparing to climb the tree. benjamin: true, but scouts can climb trees ok. we're trained in that. em: my school scouts dont climb trees. benjamin they do. your school had a scout competition for 2 weeks recently. and one of them was climbing trees. em: my school doesnt have any trees. -more boring stuff about RI and TREES.- benjamin: you know the scarf that we tie around our neck with our uniform? it's a multi-purpose scarf. we use it to climb trees. em: wow. and you can use it as a parachute too? benjamin: nooo..... but we can use it as a bandage. then our pants can be use as a stretcher. em: WOW! so if your friend's injured, you take off your pants and use it as a stretcher for him! what a big sacrifice! -applause- benjamin: NOOO... you take off your pants, then you take off his pants, then you wear his pants and you use your pants as his stretcher! em: you'll do more damage to him! what if he has 2 broken legs? benjamin: then DONT USE THE BLOODY STRETCHER. call 995! em: and they're supposed to drive into the forest? benjamin: then call 911! em: right. they cant find you. benjamin: do you know there's such things called helicopters with ladders flying around? em: and your friend with TWO broken legs is supposed to climb the ladder. wow benjamin. great job. benjamin: -laughs- that's what your HANDS are for! haha. god. as much as i hate to admit it, i really miss benjamin chai. ):
